My dog decided to throw me a birthday party, but didn’t really understand the hats.
Specifically, the episodes of “Who Shot Mr. Burns?”
Elderly rich dude Mr. Burns tries to bring about eternal night. Lackey Smithers protests that the plot is too evil, even for him. “Owls will deafen us with incessant hooting!”
Just replace Burns with Palmer, Smithers with Fitzwilliam, “owls” with “vampires” and “hooting” with “tentacle barfing.”
I didn’t even have to pay naimit for this: